No Soliciting DON’T MAKE THINGS WEIRD sign sticker Funny 1-$2.50, 2-$4, 6-$8

These silk screened vinyl stickers remain bright and easy to read even after many years in direct sunlight! These are the kind of stickers that you'll see stuck onto ski lift towers for many years seemingly unchanged by the elements. Longer lasting than even laminated stickers because silk screening applies the ink very thickly- like paint, and because top lamination often de-laminates (starting from the top) while silkscreen on vinyl is still looking sharp and clean. If you think a door lock is larger than the top of your beer can and you aren't comfortable with measurements, then you are an exceptional human being who should not trust your eyes or brain perception about the size of my stickers based on the photos and measurements I show. To be as accurate as I have been and to also totally confuse people of great faith is unavoidable but if "your heart" is your guide then please do not buy my product, solicitors need you! Size is as shown in the first two photographs, the first shows it next to a door lock like you might have on the front of your house; second photograph shows actual sticker dimensions in both Imperial (4.25" x 2.75") and Metric (11 Cm x 7 Cm) standards. For those who believe the Bible is the only book that really matters these stickers are a little more than half of a palm high (half palm is the size of your palm down to your wrist, without fingers)- if your faith insists on an imprecise form of measurement then don't assume your "I thought" is a valid argument that you didn't mislead yourself.Easy to apply, long lasting adhesive. Can be removed/repositioned/reused if needed with naptha (available from smoke shops as liquid lighter fluid and also from paint stores). Shipped via first class letter in the USA- no (valid*) tracking number is offered with this service by the USPS. After lengthy talks with ebay customer service the only workable solution to ebay demanding shipping tracking information when such information is not given by the USPS is for me to mark the item as shipped and to have my user status lowered as a result of not uploading valid tracking information; so eBay is punishing me for nothing that reflects buyer satisfaction. Shipping would cost more than $2 more per order to ship with tracking, that would be a deal breaker for a $1-$2 item!